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Nov 2, 2014

If the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does...
If the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world. -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably...
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. -- Norm Schryer

If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would...
If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude. See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning by leaving the natural method of teaching what each wishes to learn,...

If the designers of X-window built cars, there would be...
If the designers of X-window built cars, there would be no fewer than five steering wheels hidden about the cockpit, none of which followed the same principles -- but you'd be able to shift gears with your car stereo. Useful feature, that. -- From...

If the ends don't justify the means, then what does? ...
If the ends don't justify the means, then what does? -- Robert Moses


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