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Jul 24, 2014

"If you want to travel around the world and be invited...
"If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot of different places, just write a Unix operating system." (By Linus Torvalds)

"[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling...
"[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I thought of it. (The response was, 'Perhaps you could try to be less abusive.')" (By Matt Welsh)

In most countries selling harmful things like drugs...
In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable. Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished? (By hasku@rost.abo.fi, Hasse Skrifvars)

Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing...
Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The phrase was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide and cock up" (By iialan@www.linux.org.uk, Alan Cox)

"It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds,...
"It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God." (By Matt Welsh)


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