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Jul 8, 2014

. And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman...
. And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer.

Office Automation, n.: The use of computers to improve...
Office Automation, n.: The use of computers to improve efficiency by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.

Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time...
Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

Oh Dad! We're ALL Devo!
Oh Dad! We're ALL Devo!

Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes...
Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!


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