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Aug 13, 2014

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and,...
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.

Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.

That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have...
That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers. -- Charles Chincholles, "Pensees de tout le monde"

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious...
The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him. Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and ceremoniously handed it to the defendant...


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