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Sep 21, 2014

Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and...
Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall,...
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses. I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this...

HARVARD: Quarterback: Sophomore Dave Strewzinski...
HARVARD: Quarterback: Sophomore Dave Strewzinski... likes to pass. And pass he does, with a record 86 attempts (three completions) in 87 plays.... Though Strewzinksi has so far failed to score any points for the Crimson, his jackrabbit speed has made him the least...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from...
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. -- W. C. Fields


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