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Jan 3, 2015

You must dine in our cafeteria. You can eat dirt cheap...
You must dine in our cafeteria. You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!

You must include all income you receive in the form of money,...
You must include all income you receive in the form of money, property and services if it is not specifically exempt. Report property (goods) and services at their fair market values. Examples include income from bartering or swapping transactions, side commissions,...

You must know that a man can have only one invulnerable...
You must know that a man can have only one invulnerable loyalty, loyalty to his own concept of the obligations of manhood. All other loyalties are merely deputies of that one. -- Nero Wolfe

You must realize that the computer has it in for you...
You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

You need more time; and you probably always will.
You need more time; and you probably always will.

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