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Nov 22, 2015

Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.

Our informal mission is to improve the love life of operators...
Our informal mission is to improve the love life of operators worldwide. -- Peter Behrendt, president of Exabyte

Our little systems have their day; They have their day...
Our little systems have their day; They have their day and cease to be; They are but broken lights of thee. -- Tennyson

Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run,...
Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user.

Our parents were of Midwestern stock and very strict. They...
Our parents were of Midwestern stock and very strict. They didn't want us to grow up to be spoiled and rich. If we left our tennis racquets in the rain, we were punished. -- Nancy Ellis (George Bush's sister), in the New Republic

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