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Nov 7, 2015

Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath...
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty...

Certain passages in several laws have always defied...
Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than...

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if...
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win. -- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy,...
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, But it's very funny -- did you ever try buying them without money? -- Ogden Nash

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!

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