Daily Fortunes

Dec 11, 2015

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing...
Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. -- Walt Kelly

Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long...
Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long. -- Howard Kandel

Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first...
Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation." The second man said, "He bit it himself." Nasrudin withdrew to his chambers, and spent an hour trying to bite his own ear...

Two percent of zero is almost nothing.
Two percent of zero is almost nothing.

"Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has...
"Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory. I forget the second."

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