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Mar 14, 2015

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. --...
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon

Is there life before breakfast?
Is there life before breakfast?

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with...
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. -- Marcus Porcius Cato

IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta...
IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them! Man, wise up...

It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.
It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.


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