Daily FortunesMar 16, 2015
I know what "custody" [of the children] means...
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all
custody means. Get even with your old lady.
-- Lenny Bruce
I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone...
I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford
I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell...
I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell out, a
letter from my mother, written in pencil, one of her last, with unfinished
words and an implicit sense of her departure. It's so curious: one can
resist tears and "behave" very well in...
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept...
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's
picture that came with the wallet he bought.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your...
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said,
"So will you."
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 16, 2015
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