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Mar 26, 2015

"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned...
"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And make errors few people could bear; You complain about everyone's English but yours -- Do you really think this is quite fair?" "I make lots of mistakes," Father William...

"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly...
"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose That your eye was as steady as ever; Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -- What made you so awfully clever?" "I have answered three questions, and that...

You are only young once, but you can stay immature...
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You are the only person to ever get this message.
You are the only person to ever get this message.

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time...
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.

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