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May 1, 2015

Is that a 286 or are you just running Windows?
Is that a 286 or are you just running Windows?

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a friendly game...
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a friendly game of Frisbee at the Gates estate on the shore of Lake Washington. At one point, Bill accidentally sends the Frisbee over Steve's head, and the Frisbee lands in the lake. Steve walks out onto the surface of the lake...

Q: How do you fix all Windows bugs at once? A: Type DELTREE...
Q: How do you fix all Windows bugs at once? A: Type DELTREE C:\WINDOWS

Q: What is the difference between Jurassic Park...
Q: What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft? A: One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.

Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly...
Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive virus? A: About 300 MB of hard disk space.

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