Daily Fortunes

May 12, 2015

A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking...
A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good. [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to...
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it into a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar and repeats this sequence -- several times. Finally the bartender got so curious that he leaned over the bar...

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink...
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with -- even if he drank. -- H.L. Mencken

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation...
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw

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