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Jan 10, 2016

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still...
Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid. -- Hedy Lamarr

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Any given program will expand to fill available memory.
Any given program will expand to fill available memory.

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as...
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the fence." I have no idea what she meant, but...

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible...
Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.


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