Daily FortunesJan 16, 2016
Dear Lord:
I just want *one* one-armed manager so...
Dear Lord:
I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On
the other hand", again.
Dear Miss Manners:
My home economics teacher says that...
Dear Miss Manners:
My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's
elbows on the table. However, I have read that one elbow, in between
courses, is all right. Which is correct?
Gentle Reader:
For the purpose of answering examinations...
Dear Miss Manners:
Please list some tactful ways...
Dear Miss Manners:
Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from
your face.
Gentle Reader:
Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on
your face ...
Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression,...
Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression, "Part
of this complete breakfast". The way it comes up is, my 5-year-old
will be watching TV cartoon shows in the morning, and they'll show a
commercial for a children's compressed breakfast compound...
Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of...
Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?
Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business
signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a
word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK'S, or:...
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