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Jan 5, 2016

I've only got 12 cards.
I've only got 12 cards.

If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed...
If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position in the atmosphere without something to support it must drop. The law of gravity supercedes the law of golf...

If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good...
If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude. If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the game right. If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager...

If people concentrated on the really important things...
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. -- Doug Larson

If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look...
If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the way they do?

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