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Daily FortunesOct 10, 2016
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,...
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were
forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"
Once, adv.:
Enough.
-- Ambrose Bierce,...
Once, adv.:
Enough.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious...
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that
each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his
choice.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians
called it "Christmas" and went to church;...
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I...
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends upon whether I embrace your
principals or your mistress".
Once Law was sitting on the bench
And Mercy knelt...
Once Law was sitting on the bench
And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench!
Nor come before me creeping.
Upon you knees if you appear,
'Tis plain you have no standing here."
Then Justice came. His Honor...
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 10, 2016
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