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Oct 21, 2016

Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles...
Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota? A: Open other end.

Q: What is purple and commutes? A: A boolean grape.
Q: What is purple and commutes? A: A boolean grape.

Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.

Q: What is purple and concord the world? A: Alexander...
Q: What is purple and concord the world? A: Alexander the Grape.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One...
Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.


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