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Oct 31, 2016

It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests...
It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests in the manes of horses. The only known solution to this problem is to sprinkle baker's yeast in the mane, for, as we all know, yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.

It has long been known that one horse can run faster than...
It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another -- but which one? Differences are crucial. -- Lazarus Long

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery...
It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide. -- Edmond About

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with...
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. -- Marcus Porcius Cato

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust...
It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances. -- Emerson

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