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Dec 12, 2016

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have...
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry...
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Anton Chekhov

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman...
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal. -- Abigail Van Buren

If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at...
If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married...
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. -- Ann Landers

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