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Dec 19, 2016

Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! ...
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! Just type in your name and social security number. Please remember that leaving the room is punishable under law: Name #

Take Care of the Molehills, and the Mountains Will Take Care...
Take Care of the Molehills, and the Mountains Will Take Care of Themselves. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service

Take your Senator to lunch this week.
Take your Senator to lunch this week.

TANSTAAFL
TANSTAAFL

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that...
Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree." -- Russell Long


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