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Dec 20, 2016

Don't shoot until you're sure you both aren't on the same side.
Don't shoot until you're sure you both aren't on the same side.

Don't shout for help at night. You might wake your neighbors...
Don't shout for help at night. You might wake your neighbors. -- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"

Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.
Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.

Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.

Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!


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