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Dec 21, 2016

Has your family tried 'em? ...
Has your family tried 'em? POWDERMILK BISCUITS Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious! They're made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs...

Answers to Last Fortunes' Questions: 1) None...
Answers to Last Fortunes' Questions: 1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark). 2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole principle. 3) You don't know. Neither does your boss. 4) Who cares? 5) 6 (or maybe 4, or else 3). Mr. Alfred J. Duncan of Podunk, Montana, ...

Hard Copies and Chmod And everyone thinks...
Hard Copies and Chmod And everyone thinks computers are impersonal cold diskdrives hardware monitors user-hostile software of course they're only bits and bytes and characters and strings and files just some old textfiles from my old boyfriend telling...

`O' LEVEL COUNTER CULTURE Timewarp allowed:...
`O' LEVEL COUNTER CULTURE Timewarp allowed: 3 hours. Do not scrawl situationalist graffiti in the margins or stub your rollups in the inkwells. Orange may be worn. Credit will be given to candidates who self-actualize. 1: Compare and contrast...

OUTCONERR Twas FORTRAN as the doloop goes ...
OUTCONERR Twas FORTRAN as the doloop goes Did logzerneg the ifthen block All kludgy were the function flows And subroutines adhoc. Beware the runtime-bug my friend squrooneg, the false goto Beware the infiniteloop And shun...


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