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Apr 13, 2016

Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union...
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. -- Joseph Stalin

Galbraith's Law of Human Nature: Faced with the choice...
Galbraith's Law of Human Nature: Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everybody gets busy on the proof.

Garbage In - Gospel Out.
Garbage In - Gospel Out.

Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky...
Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on our heads tomorrow. But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!! -- Adventures of Asterix

Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't...
Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"? Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!" ... "Gay shlafen,...


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