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Apr 24, 2016

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going...
Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? -- Tom Stoppard

Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand...
Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what, exactly, make people laugh. That's why they were called "wise men." All the other prehistoric people were out puncturing each other with spears, and the wise men were back in the cave saying:...

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end...
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose...

Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill...
Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill Cosby

First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object...
First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself. Today, people tend to take tools for granted. If you're ever walking down...

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