Daily FortunesMay 19, 2016
Since before the Earth was formed and before the sun burned...
Since before the Earth was formed and before the sun burned hot in space,
cosmic forces of inexorable power have been working relentlessly toward
this moment in space-time -- your receiving this fortune.
Sorry, no fortune this time.
Sorry, no fortune this time.
The fortune program is supported, in part, by user...
The fortune program is supported, in part, by user contributions and by
a major grant from the National Endowment for the Inanities.
There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
This fortune cookie program out of order. For those...
This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need,
please use the program "randchar". This program generates random
characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with
something profound. It will, however, take it no time...
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Daily Fortunes for May 19, 2016
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