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May 5, 2016

Support your local police force -- steal!!
Support your local police force -- steal!!

Support your right to arm bears!!
Support your right to arm bears!!

Support your right to bare arms! -- A message...
Support your right to bare arms! -- A message from the National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association

Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! ...
Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! Just type in your name and social security number. Please remember that leaving the room is punishable under law: Name #

Take Care of the Molehills, and the Mountains Will Take Care...
Take Care of the Molehills, and the Mountains Will Take Care of Themselves. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service

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