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Jul 13, 2016

I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive...
I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule. Consequently, my family pride is something...

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine...
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. -- George Bernard Shaw

I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck. --...
I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck. -- graffito in Los Angeles On a clear day, U.C.L.A. -- graffito in San Francisco There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all...

I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York"...
I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today. Happens every six months or so. So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share it with you. > In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and the wind travels at a million...


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