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Jul 14, 2016

Don't compare floating point numbers solely for equality.
Don't compare floating point numbers solely for equality.

Don't confuse things that need action with those that take care...
Don't confuse things that need action with those that take care of themselves.

Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! --...
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! -- Firesign Theatre

Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around...
Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.


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