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Jul 2, 2016

Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young...
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" ...
"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>

Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.

Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are...
Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are for people to live in. (2) Gardens are for plants to live in. (3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.

"Benson, you are so free of the ravages...
"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence" -- Time Bandits


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