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Aug 10, 2016

Information Processing: What you call data processing...
Information Processing: What you call data processing when people are so disgusted with it they won't let it be discussed in their presence.

Ingrate, n.: A man who bites the hand that feeds him,...
Ingrate, n.: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.

ink, n.: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron,...
ink, n.: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime. -- H.L. Mencken

innovate, v.: To annoy people.
innovate, v.: To annoy people.

insecurity, n.: Finding out that you've mispronounced...
insecurity, n.: Finding out that you've mispronounced for years one of your favorite words. Realizing halfway through a joke that you're telling it to the person who told it to you.


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