Daily Fortunes

Sep 21, 2016

How can you think and hit at the same time? --...
How can you think and hit at the same time? -- Yogi Berra

I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's...
I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warren

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything...
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. -- Frank Deford, sports writer

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling...
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderson

I do not care if half the league strikes. Those who do will...
I do not care if half the league strikes. Those who do will encounter quick retribution. All will be suspended, and I don't care if it wrecks the National League for five years. This is the United States of America and one citizen has as much right to play as another...

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