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Jan 19, 2017

A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie...
A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie Greenberg.

A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found...
A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail. -- Jerry Ogdin

A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as...
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal. "I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy." Drescher took the paper that was offered him...

A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were...
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest,...

A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front...
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox 1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. Wanting to help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse, and asked "what do you see?" Very earnestly,...

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