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Oct 19, 2017

Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie...
Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to defuse project tensions? When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a non-cynical, or even an informative cookie? Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for our aggressions. This still begs...

Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you,...
Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person reading this note, that I can't think up any more famous quotes, jokes, nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.

I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune...
I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.

If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.

If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.


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