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Oct 27, 2017

Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken...
Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermont noted in January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for doves or hawks. I think we need more owls." -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wits"

COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri,...
COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now, this dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot. For instance, last week this old boy...

Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. does not warrant...
Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. does not warrant that the functions contained in the program will meet your requirements or that the operation of the program will be uninterrupted or error-free. However, Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. warrants...

Dallas Cowboys Official Schedule Sept 14 ...
Dallas Cowboys Official Schedule Sept 14 Pasadena Junior High Sept 21 Boy Scout Troop 049 Sept 28 Blind Academy Sept 30 World War I Veterans Oct 5 Brownie Scout Troop 041...

"Darling," he breathed, "after making...
"Darling," he breathed, "after making love I doubt if I'll be able to get over you -- so would you mind answering the phone?"


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