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Nov 10, 2017

There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that...
There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.

There is a green, multi-legged creature crawling on your...
There is a green, multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man...
There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick. -- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume"

There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates...
There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of wooden toilet seats. It's called the Birch John Society.

There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience,...
There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the Fatherland. -- Adolf Hitler


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