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Dec 10, 2017

One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in...
One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else...

Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great...
Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free. Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and reward among the furthest reaches of Galactic space...

"Gort, klaatu nikto barada." -- The Day the Earth...
"Gort, klaatu nikto barada." -- The Day the Earth Stood Still

> From MAILER-DAEMON@Think.COM Thu Mar 2 13:59:11 1989 >...
> From MAILER-DAEMON@Think.COM Thu Mar 2 13:59:11 1989 > Subject: Returned mail: unknown mailer error 255 "Dale, your address no longer functions. Can you fix it at your end?" -- Bill Wolfe (wtwolfe@hubcap.clemson.edu) "Bill, Your brain no longer...

"Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail!" -- Bryan...
"Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail!" -- Bryan Michael Wendt

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