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Dec 13, 2017

"There are things that are so serious that you can only...
"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them" - Heisenberg

"It takes all sorts of in & out-door schooling to...
"It takes all sorts of in & out-door schooling to get adapted to my kind of fooling" - R. Frost

"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best...
"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!" - Ben Jonson

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake...
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight...Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith. [Ezek. 4:12-15 (KJV)]

I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again? I have...
I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again? I have washed my feet; must I soil them again? When my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred within me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)]. When I arose to open for my beloved, my hands...


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