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Dec 18, 2017

Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.
Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.

Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy attire be comely,...
Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy attire be comely, but not costly. -- John Lyly

Beam me up, Scotty!
Beam me up, Scotty!

Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!
Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!

Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!
Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!

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