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Mar 10, 2017

The City of Palo Alto, in its official description of parking...
The City of Palo Alto, in its official description of parking lot standards, specifies the grade of wheelchair access ramps in terms of centimeters of rise per foot of run. A compromise, I imagine...

The difference between a lawyer and a rooster is that...
The difference between a lawyer and a rooster is that the rooster gets up in the morning and clucks defiance.

The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert...
The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.

The judge fined the jaywalker fifty dollars and told...
The judge fined the jaywalker fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.

The justifications for drug testing are part of the presently...
The justifications for drug testing are part of the presently fashionable debate concerning restoring America's "competitiveness." Drugs, it has been revealed, are responsible for rampant absenteeism, reduced output, and poor quality work. But is drug testing...


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