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Mar 2, 2017

FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5 "And,...
FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5 "And, and, and, and, but, but, but, but!" -- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965

FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #6 "Johnny,...
FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #6 "Johnny, if you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!" -- Mrs. Emily Barstow, June 16, 1954

Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your...
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!

-- Gifts for Children -- This is easy...
-- Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want. They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday-...

Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything...
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.


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