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Apr 2, 2017

Humor in the Court: Q: What can you tell us about...
Humor in the Court: Q: What can you tell us about the truthfulness and veracity of this defendant? A: Oh, she will tell the truth. She said she'd kill that sonofabitch--and she did!

Humor in the Court: Q: What is the meaning of sperm being...
Humor in the Court: Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present? A: It indicates intercourse. Q: Male sperm? A. That is the only kind I know.

Humor in the Court: Q: What is your relationship with...
Humor in the Court: Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head...
I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head. -- Fratianno

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means...
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessler


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