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May 19, 2017

When we write programs that "learn", it turns out...
When we write programs that "learn", it turns out we do and they don't.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking...
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. -- H.L. Mencken, "Sententiae"

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even...
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues. -- Balzac

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company...
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all. -- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

When you are about to do an objective and scientific piece...
When you are about to do an objective and scientific piece of investigation of a topic, it is well to have the answer firmly in hand, so that you can proceed forthrightly, without being deflected or swayed, directly to the goal. -- Amrom Katz


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