Daily Fortunes

May 21, 2017

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty...
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. -- A.R. Longworth

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything...
I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!" -- Steven Wright

I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water...
I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.

I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but...
I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it.

I have a very small mind and must live with it...
I have a very small mind and must live with it. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra

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