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Jun 4, 2017

There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States;...
There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States; of course, I never heard the story before.

There once was this swami who lived above...
There once was this swami who lived above a delicatessan. Seems one day he decided to stop in downstairs for some fresh liver. Well, the owner of the deli was a bit of a cheap-skate, and decided to pick up a little extra change at his customer's expense. Turning...

There was this New Yorker that had a lifelong ambition to be...
There was this New Yorker that had a lifelong ambition to be an Texan. Fortunately, he had an Texan friend and went to him for advice. "Mike, you know I've always wanted to be a Texan. You're a *real* Texan, what should I do?" "Well," answered...

There's just something I don't like about Virginia; the state.
There's just something I don't like about Virginia; the state.

There's something different about us -- different from people...
There's something different about us -- different from people of Europe, Africa, Asia ... a deep and abiding belief in the Easter Bunny. -- G. Gordon Liddy


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