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Jul 4, 2017

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been...
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

Lizzie Borden took an axe, And plunged it deep into...
Lizzie Borden took an axe, And plunged it deep into the VAX; Don't you envy people who Do all the things YOU want to do?

Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print...
Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these interest rates, we don't need it."

Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans,...
Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them. Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting...

Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten...
Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.


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