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Aug 2, 2017

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died...
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. --...
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Never have so many understood so little about so much...
Never have so many understood so little about so much. -- James Burke

Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.


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