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Jan 28, 2018

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward...
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.

Batteries not included.
Batteries not included.

BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)

BE ALOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion...
BE ALOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)

Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.
Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.
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