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Oct 12, 2018

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is...
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -- Totie Fields

I've been on this lonely road so long, Does anybody know where...
I've been on this lonely road so long, Does anybody know where it goes, I remember last time the signs pointed home, A month ago. -- Carpenters, "Road Ode"

I've been there.
I've been there.

I've built a better model than the one at Data General For data...
I've built a better model than the one at Data General For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality; My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality. My storage system's better than magnetic core polarity, You never have...

I've finally learned what "upward compatible"...
I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel


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